Cry Badger Game 3 - GUILTY

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When you retire to your bedroom for the evening, you find a key on the nightstand labeled "CONSERVATORY." How lucky you are, being invited to the private party-within-a-party! Of course you're going to head straight up there.

The plant life may or may not be alive. But hey! At least there are places to sit on. It looks like Dr. Black used to have tea here with guests often. But you already knew that.

You also know that you're going to kill someone tonight. You're unusually okay with that.

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Night 0

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Discuss

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[Proto Badger #2 has written a note for you:]

"hey I think u should kill that pain guy cuz he's ugly and gross."

[shacklebreaker]

There's little sport to be had in cutting down cowards. But if there are no objections...

[deverybeste]

[Sebastian did not want to be in this position. He wanted to be different from his pops and now here he is, complicit in murder. Siiigh.

Ah well. He is surprisingly okay with this.]

Who's "that pain guy" again? I don't remember seeing anyone who was in pain...

[cowboycop]

I figger they mean Payne. He's that skulkin' hombre with th' obvious hair piece.

[... Jake would you stop shaving your beard for 20 seconds]

[deverybeste]

Payne... Payne... [Hmm. Hmmmm. He knows that name.] Oh! He's that guy from the prosecutor's office, right? I thought he looked familiar!

[shacklebreaker]

A third-rate prosecutor if ever there was one. Which makes you-- fourth-rate? Fifth? Some things cannot be quantified.

[deverybeste]

[For about five seconds, he looks pleased with himself. Then he realizes that the higher the number, the lower on the ladder you are.]

Wha- Hey! Are you making fun of me?!

Re: Discuss

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[ ssssssomething is wrong. something's wrong??? but she can't put her finger on it. in fact every time her finger gets anywhere NEAR IT, she gets all light headed. So she's just gonna sit heavily in one of these fancy chairs ]

That's a terrible motive for murder!

[cowboycop]

Exactly why we should go hang 'im high, bambina. What kinduva judge'd take "he's ugly and gross" as a motive fer murder?

[Jake's got a point, there.]

[shacklebreaker]

Don't concern yourself with the details overmuch, Cykes-dono. The cattlehand and I are more than capable of dealing with this.

[JUST SIT IN YOUR CHAIR RIGHT THERE LIKE A GOOD GIRL. Sitting is good.]

Investigate

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[This note is passed to Athena.]

"who u wanna investigate?"

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[Tonight Athena will be investigating Ema Skye, and the result is:]

"NO ROLE"

Detain

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[And this one is for Jake:]

"who u wanna arrest 4 the nite?"

[cowboycop]

[He pauses for a moment, thinking long and hard... and then pulls out a pen and writes:]

Clay Terran.

Kill

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"ok times up!! who do u kill and how do they die?

((As it says! Please deposit a name and method of death here.))

[deverybeste]

That pain guy Winston Payne. Stabbed in the gut with a kitchen knife. Body deposited in the middle of the kitchen.

[And also Pearl Fey's name written in the guy's blood on the nice clean kitchen tiles, wiiith the right hand. As a bonus, they take the fan that's part of his costume, which reads "guilty" (i-in Japanese...?) and plant it on Shi-Long Lang. I have no idea if that had to be written on the note or not. If it did, assume it was on there as a P.S.]

Day 01

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Discuss

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[If the gang wants to slip away to speak in the shadows!]

Detain

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[Bad cop vote is due at the same time as the Day 01 trial end - 6pm EST on the 15th.]

[cowboycop]

[He crosses out Clay Terran's name from the night before, and writes underneath it:]

Daryan Crescend.

Night 01

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Discuss

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Investigate

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Re: Investigate

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[Tonight's investigation is Sissel, and the result is:]

"MAGICAL GHOST CAT =^_^=

thats all tho"

Kill

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[shacklebreaker]

Apollo Justice. Strangled with a piano wire garrote, the body seated at the piano in the ballroom.

Day 02

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Discuss

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Detain

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[Due by 6pm EST on the 18th]

[cowboycop]

[Crossing out Daryan's name, he writes:]

Myriam Scuttlebutt.

Night 02

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Discuss

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[shacklebreaker]

[Whenever Sebastian enters the room, he'll have a sword slice aimed straight in his direction. You wanted another haircut, right?]

[deverybeste]

[Sebastian does indeed enter the room and recoil awkwardly at the sword slice. The next moment, he's ducking towards the ground, both hands over his head.]

WAAAAH!!! What'd I do?! What'd I do?!

[shacklebreaker]

You blithering idiot! That's your punishment for voting for me.

[deverybeste]

[Sebastian remains crouched on the floor for a while longer, because he's not sure it's safe to get up yet.]

The others were making some pretty convincing arguments! I couldn't just ignore that kind of logic...!

[shacklebreaker]

Hmph. You were lucky the vote was in our favour... but if it cuts that close next time, one blunder could cost us dearly. Do you understand?

[deverybeste]

But they'll trust me more now, right? If I pretend to be on their side, it's better for me in the long run, isn't it?

Kill

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[shacklebreaker]

[An amended version of the previous night's note, for irony's sake:]

Phoenix Wright. Strangled with a piano wire garrote, the body seated at the piano in the ballroom.

Day 03

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[Who will you be detaining tonight?]

Re: Day 03

[cowboycop]

[He scratches out Myriam's name and writes:]

Ema Skye.

Night 03

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Discuss

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[cowboycop]

... I reckon we know who has t'die. Question is, pardner... how do we cull 'er from the herd?

[deverybeste]

[Sebastian is just anxiously playing with his baton. He's so not cut out for this game and now Blackquill is gone and it's partly his fault because he voted for him to cover his own ass and faskjlfsakjdf-]

I-I... Don't know. Something quick, so she doesn't suffer. [He feels really bad about the piano wire thing, too. That was probably a terrifying way to die.]

Kill

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[deverybeste]

Myriam Scuttlebutt. Broken neck. Made to look like she fell from a stepladder in the study.