(( ICly, Jake is going to take one look at this, scribble down the first names that come to mind, and slide it under. I'm going to say he just heard some peoples' names while they were talking and stuck them into slots where he couldn't think of anything, and honestly it's not like it's a test... right... ))
FRIENDLIEST: Assuming that this is a euphemism for 'dumbest': Sebastian.
SMARTEST: I think Edgeworth would like to think he's the smartest. I mean, he must do a lot of thinking - the lines are permanently etched into his skin now!
COOLEST: That cowboy guy seems pretty committed to the cause.
PRETTIEST: One of the Gavins. They're both very pretty.
HANDSOMEST: I feel like that guy with the toaster on his face has some nice features going on underneath the mask.
BEST: Oh, I don't know. This category is pretty vague, you know. I'm putting down Sebastian though, because, get it?
CUTEST COUPLE: I feel like that Sebastian kid could use an older woman to take charge of him, if you know what I mean.
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: That would be myself, of course.
[ The field in which Knightley grows fucks to give about people other than himself and Simon is completely barren and the only reason Dogen and Leon are there is because he agreed to nominate them. :|b ]
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FRIENDLIEST: Ema Skye
SMARTEST: Simon Blackquill
COOLEST: Shi-Long Lang
PRETTIEST: ... Lana Skye
HANDSOMEST: Bobby Fulbright
BEST: Phoenix Wright
CUTEST COUPLE: Diego Armando and Mia Fey
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: Neil Marshall
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SMARTEST: Shi-Long Lang
COOLEST: Shi-Long Lang
PRETTIEST: Edgeworth
HANDSOMEST: Shi-Long Lang
BEST: Shi-Long Lang
CUTEST COUPLE: Edgeworth/Ruffles
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: His men
[Myriam Scuttlebutt]
SMARTEST: Myriam Scuttlebutt
COOLEST: Myriam Scuttlebutt
PRETTIEST:
...Juniper WoodsNO ONE.HANDSOMEST: Pretty much everyone here who's not old.
BEST: Myriam Scuttlebutt
CUTEST COUPLE: Myriam Scuttlebutt/Cardboard Box
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: Myriam Scuttlebutt!!
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Who is the SMARTEST? Byakuya-sama
Who is the COOLEST? Byakuya-sama
Who is the PRETTIEST? Byakuya-sama
Who is the HANDSOMEST? Byakuya-sama
Who is the BESTEST? Byakuya-sama
Who would make the CUTEST COUPLE? [severe scratch marks through this section]
Who is your NUMBER ONE FAVORITE AND MOST IMPORTANT PERSON? Byakuya-sama
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SMARTEST: Sebastian Debeste
COOLEST: Sebastian Debeste
PRETTIEST: Sebastian Debeste
HANDSOMEST: Sebastian Debeste
BEST: Sebastian Debeste
CUTEST COUPLE: Sebastian Debeste ... and ONLY the best!
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: Sebastian Debeste
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SMARTEST: Prosecutor Godot
COOLEST: Ms. Scuttlebutt
PRETTIEST: Mr. Gavin
HANDSOMEST: the other Detective Bobby Fulbright
BEST: Prosecutor DeBeste
CUTEST COUPLE: Mr. Keyes and Mr. Knightley
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: Prosecutor Blackquill!!!!!!!
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SMARTEST:
COOLEST: Mr. Kristoph Gavin
PRETTIEST:
HANDSOMEST:
BEST: Sirhan Dogen
CUTEST COUPLE:
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: Sirhan Dogen
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SMARTEST: Miles Edgeworth
COOLEST: Godot
PRETTIEST: Mia Fey
HANDSOMEST: Mia Fey
BEST: Mia Fey
CUTEST COUPLE: Mia Fey and Diego Armando
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: Mia Fey
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SMARTEST: I think Edgeworth would like to think he's the smartest. I mean, he must do a lot of thinking - the lines are permanently etched into his skin now!
COOLEST: That cowboy guy seems pretty committed to the cause.
PRETTIEST: One of the Gavins. They're both very pretty.
HANDSOMEST: I feel like that guy with the toaster on his face has some nice features going on underneath the mask.
BEST: Oh, I don't know. This category is pretty vague, you know. I'm putting down Sebastian though, because, get it?
CUTEST COUPLE: I feel like that Sebastian kid could use an older woman to take charge of him, if you know what I mean.
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: That would be myself, of course.
EDITEDDDDDD
SMARTEST: me
COOLEST: Horace
PRETTIEST: Athena
HANDSOMEST: me
BEST: Dogen
CUTEST COUPLE: me and kicking your ass as soon as I find out who you are
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: me
[he still leaves all of the ones that he doesn't have instructions on how to fill out as "me" rather than putting his name.
except Athena. she's hot.]
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SMARTEST: I don't know... probably Sissel?
COOLEST: Whoever gives me the most chicken. ;)
PRETTIEST: Hm, I can't decide! There's some really pretty ladies here.
HANDSOMEST: Well, I like men with mysterious, dark features. What about that cowboy cop?
BEST: Missile!
CUTEST COUPLE: I don't think I know anyone well enough to answer this...
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: Kamila! Or Jowd! They're not here, but that's my answer.
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SMARTEST: Detective Fulbright
COOLEST: Mr. Edgeworth
PRETTIEST: Ms. Fey
HANDSOMEST: Taka
BEST: Athena Cykes! tied with Mr. Wright
CUTEST COUPLE: Leon and Ms. Scuttlebutt
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: Simon Blackquill
this is such a useless ballot
FRIENDLIEST:
SMARTEST:
COOLEST:
PRETTIEST:
HANDSOMEST:
BEST:
CUTEST COUPLE:
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON:
This is all absurd. Cease wasting our time and address our very real concerns. The mismanagement in this place is offensive.
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SMARTEST: Simon Keyes
COOLEST: Horace Knightley
PRETTIEST: Simon Keyes
HANDSOMEST: Leon Kuwata
BEST: Sirhan Dogen
CUTEST COUPLE: Horace Knightley & Simon Keyes
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: Simon Keyes
[ The field in which Knightley grows fucks to give about people other than himself and Simon is completely barren and the only reason Dogen and Leon are there is because he agreed to nominate them. :|b ]
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SMARTEST: Mia Fey
COOLEST: The Blue Badger
PRETTIEST: Mr. Edgeworth!
HANDSOMEST: Mia Fey
BEST: Mia Fey
CUTEST COUPLE: Mr. Fulbright and Mr. Fulbright!
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: Mia Fey
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SMARTEST: Simon Blackquill
COOLEST: Shi-Long Lang
PRETTIEST: Mia Fey
HANDSOMEST: The other Bobby Fulbright
BEST: Sebastian Debeste
CUTEST COUPLE: Justice/Bobby Fulbright
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: EVERYONE IS IMPORTANT IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE IMPLORE YOU NOT TO KILL ANYONE
Keyes & Dogen's identical forms:
SMARTEST: Simon Keyes
COOLEST: Horace Knightley
PRETTIEST: Simon Keyes
HANDSOMEST: Leon Kuwata
BEST: Sirhan Dogen
CUTEST COUPLE: Simon Keyes/Horace Knightley
MOST IMPORTANT PERSON: Simon Keyes