THE RED ROOM

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[murimurimuri]

Er...

[just watches this for a minute]

Do you two want to be alone?

[thebabebowsout]

Hell no! Like, look at her!

[SERIOUSLY LOOK AT HER WHY WOULD I EVEN THINK ABOUT TAPPING THAT]

[murimurimuri]

[looks at her]

. . .

So uh. I was going to ask if you maybe wanted to team up with us...

[thebabebowsout]

Huh? . . . Team up? 's that what this red room, yellow room thing's all about?

[murimurimuri]

I don't know about that, but Horace and I were thinking... what if we all filled these out together?

[thebabebowsout]

The survey things? What's the point of those? I don't see why we gotta team up to answer some questions. It's not like it's math homework.

[murimurimuri]

Well... it's like some kind of popularity contest, right? So in that case, wouldn't it be better if you have a lot of votes for you?

[thebabebowsout]

Well, yeah, of course! That's the point of a popularity contest! What'd he say about it again . . . we'd get parole if we win?

[it's just like "graduating" . . . ]

[murimurimuri]

Right. So our idea was, what if we all vote for each other? Maybe we can all make parole together.

[thebabebowsout]

You really think it's that easy? I guess they might be doin' the same thing in the other room . . . I didn't even think about the form thing yet. I was just gonna answer whatever I felt like.

[murimurimuri]

You don't think it's even worth trying?

[thebabebowsout]

I didn't say that, just that I didn't think about it before!

[murimurimuri]

We're going to put Dogen as the best, Horace as the coolest, and me as the friendliest... do you see yourself as the handsomest or the smartest?

[thebabebowsout]

[HA. HA. HA]

Totally the handsomest, I'm not some nerd or somethin'. It's Kuwata Leon, by the way!

[murimurimuri]

Simon Keyes. Nice to meet you.

[thebabebowsout]

Yeah . . . you really think this's gonna work? I guess there's no harm in it. I was just gonna put myself on all of 'em anyway.

[murimurimuri]

My guess is that the reason why it has separate categories is probably to keep people from doing that.

[thebabebowsout]

I don't see why that'd stop anyone, but whatever.