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shacklebreaker: (whos a good burd taka? whos a good burd?)

[personal profile] shacklebreaker 2014-08-29 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Fulbright's delusions of jealousy aside, Blackquill hasn't actually used something as comfortable as a sofa in years. After a wordless look around the room and its bizarre choice of decor, he'll be flopping down on one of them. Simple pleasures are sometimes the best.]
juuustice111: (:))

[personal profile] juuustice111 2014-08-29 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Prosecutor Blackquill, can I talk to you for a second? It's about the other me...
shacklebreaker: (guarded)

[personal profile] shacklebreaker 2014-08-29 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[hdu interrupt his quality lounging time]

Are you still bickering over who is the Hero of Justice and who is the Champion?
juuustice111: (:T)

[personal profile] juuustice111 2014-08-29 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
No, we figured that much out; I'm the Hero and he's the Champion. But... is it just me, or does something seem kind of "off" about him?
shacklebreaker: (looking away)

[personal profile] shacklebreaker 2014-08-30 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
This whole situation is "off"... and yet you are right. For all the strange differences in time operating within these walls, I have met no one else with a twin of themselves. Have you any explanation?
juuustice111: (:|a)

[personal profile] juuustice111 2014-08-30 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
No, not anything like that. All I have right now is instinct.
shacklebreaker: (neutral)

[personal profile] shacklebreaker 2014-08-30 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
... Hmm. Instinct is not enough in court, and it will not suffice here. Investigate his behaviour as you will, but we have more pressing issues to attend to, correct?
aceassistant: (pic#4856142)

[personal profile] aceassistant 2014-08-30 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
It's pretty nice, isn't it?
shacklebreaker: (hahaha u funny)

[personal profile] shacklebreaker 2014-08-30 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
It is adequate... [translation: after seven years of prison this is the best sofa in the world]

The choice of decor could use some revisions, but who am I to insult our illustrious hosts?
aceassistant: (pic#4856143)

[personal profile] aceassistant 2014-08-30 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Right? It definitely needs more potted plants!
shacklebreaker: (neutral)

[personal profile] shacklebreaker 2014-08-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Potted plants. Truly, an inspired suggestion.]
aceassistant: (pic#4856167)

[personal profile] aceassistant 2014-08-30 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
But you know, those blue creatures look vaguely familiar...
shacklebreaker: (smirking over shoulder)

[personal profile] shacklebreaker 2014-08-31 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
I believe it is the police department's mascot... the Blue Badger. I've always found it a pity it does not resemble a true badger.

[Black and white animals are where it's at, not this blue cartoony nonsense.]