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[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-29 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
[At seeing someone in the room doing something, like they had a purpose, Scuttlebutt's undercover journalistic training kicked in...!]

[she collapsed to her knees and hid inside her box, watching him through the grip-hold and trying to contain her excited laughter.]

Sss, sss, sss...

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-29 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hm. Was this here before...? Has it been placed? Is it a clue?

He comes over to the box, crossing his arms and studying it for details. (The...panda is cute.) ]
cardboard_journalism: (stealth-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-29 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[It might be. "Panda Ink!" "Turns white to black!" "Fragile!" "This side up!" (which was incidentally pointed in a direction that meant the box wasn't right side up...) And the personally-scrawled "Hands off!" she had added.]

[She realized he was staring right at her, and held her breath in an attempt to stay quiet and maintain her cover. The box never failed.]

...

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-29 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hmmm. What are those holes for, carved on the side of the box? He crouches down, looking more closely at the box - and then straightens and, in blatant violation of that "hands off," reaches out to lift one of the top flaps open - ]
cardboard_journalism: (reveal-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-29 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[That freaks her out slightly less than trying to pull the box off entirely.]

[But, the sudden exposure to light is still disquieting for Scuttlebutt]

Hey-- let go of that!

[She tries to pull the flaps back down, or at least make him let go.]

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-29 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a -

He jumps back, startled by there suddenly being a person in there - talking to him - ]


Arrrghhhhhh!
cardboard_journalism: (stare-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-29 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss, sss.

[And the real point of those holes in the box became apparent as she stood up and folded her arms at him.]

You saw, didn't you? Sss, sss, sss.

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-29 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I -

[ Good God. ]

What are you doing, hiding in a box!
cardboard_journalism: (stare-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-30 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss. This is my cover for obtaining my scoops.

A cover you just blew by opening it!

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her "scoops." A reporter, then... ]

You've been investigating this place?
cardboard_journalism: (spin-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-30 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[she spins her pen pridefully]

Sss, sss, sss. I've been poking around a fair bit.

Name's Myriam Scuttlebutt. Senior at Themis Legal Academy, and top reporter for the Themis Herald, the school newspaper.

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hm. That's a very good school. ]

A pleasure, Ms. Scuttlebutt. Miles Edgeworth.

What have you observed of note?
cardboard_journalism: (spin-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-30 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss. You want the inside info on one of my scoops?

Actually, I thought you were going to be a solid lead. You were walking around like you were looking for something. Like you had a purpose...

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm.

[ Well, at least I did look the part, even if I haven't the faintest idea what to do next... ]

Perhaps I do.
cardboard_journalism: (stare-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-30 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss, sss! It's still in the "speculation" stage. But, hey, even that can make a good story.

So besides the ballot, and that we, most of us anyway, haven't actually been arrested... "conspiracy for mass-kidnapping" seems to be the most likely solution.

Sss, sss, sss. Do you agree?

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...I agree that there is evidence of significant misconduct in this institution.
cardboard_journalism: (spin-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-30 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss! Oh, that's good. Nice and succinct. Can I quote you?

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You may.

Have you looked into the identity of the warden?
cardboard_journalism: (boxing-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-30 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sss! Whoever it is, they're a megalomaniac! Criminally deviant! Mad with power!

Sss, sss, sss. They abuse their authority and have such disregard for rules that they even mutilate those of the English language.

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yes. Their missives were...painful to read.
cardboard_journalism: (stare-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-30 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm no criminal psychologist but it seems to me their personality is warped beyond belief. Cold, calculating... maybe even inhuman.

Sss, sss, sss, sss...

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. Regardless. There's no question that they've questions indeed to answer.
cardboard_journalism: (sweat-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-30 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss...

Well, they've obviously gathered us here for some sort of... purpose.

Though it frightens me to think about it.

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And divided us into "teams."
cardboard_journalism: (spin-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2014-08-30 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss! That's another thing! What was the purpose of dividing us like that? Is a game of capture-the-flag going to be held after the popularity contest, you think?