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heirbrained: (universal symbol for prissy douche)

[personal profile] heirbrained 2014-08-30 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
[claiming one of the armchairs, crossing his legs]

What is the significance behind splitting us into separate rooms...?

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ That question might be rhetorical, but Edgeworth still answers. ]

I cannot help but think that perhaps we are being divided into "teams."
heirbrained: (ok but)

[personal profile] heirbrained 2014-08-30 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph... You think this ridiculous ballot is actually scored on a team basis? That seems plausible, in the sense that people might not be taking that into account while filling it out.

Still—pitting us against each other in such an arbitrary way is even more tasteless than kidnapping us in the first place.

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...Of the two crimes, I must say that kidnapping is doubtless the worse one.
heirbrained: (petting is just randomly petting.)

[personal profile] heirbrained 2014-08-30 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if we're fighting to the death?

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What - ]

No one said anything about fighting to the death!
heirbrained: (ok but seriously)

[personal profile] heirbrained 2014-08-30 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a reasonable assumption to make.

[if you're from Dangan Ronpa, anyway]

What do you think "back door parole" means?

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe it is part of some absurd practical joke played by someone exceedingly unprofessional.
heirbrained: (re-quip! re-quip to him!)

[personal profile] heirbrained 2014-08-30 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You can keep thinking that up until your corpse is on display if you like.

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...What is your name?
heirbrained: (bakin' some frownies)

[personal profile] heirbrained 2014-08-30 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Togami Byakuya. Are you familiar with it?

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Ought I be?
heirbrained: (ennui)

[personal profile] heirbrained 2014-08-30 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[tch]

Well, if you're just some average commoner, perhaps not.

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
And for what are you famous, Mr. Togami?
heirbrained: (ok but)

[personal profile] heirbrained 2014-08-30 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
The Togami family was long known as one of the most influential powers on the globe.

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet not influential enough to be known by "commoners."
heirbrained: (how troublesome)

[personal profile] heirbrained 2014-08-30 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't possibly be blamed for the sheer, crushing ignorance of the masses.

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite so. So what does the Togami family do?
heirbrained: (what is even your deal)

[personal profile] heirbrained 2014-08-30 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[pauses for a moment, trying to decide how to respond to that]

...We were a very successful conglomerate. To the public our successes were largely in the realm of business. But world events weren't beyond our power to manipulate.

[personal profile] ergomaniac 2014-08-30 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...You are...using the past tense.
heirbrained: (ha. ha.)

[personal profile] heirbrained 2014-08-30 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That is because our empire has fallen, for the time being. There's not much point in concealing it. I'm clearly kidnapped here the same as anyone else.

But it wasn't so long ago that we shouldn't still be recognizable.